The Onion strikes again.

Maybe you have to be a literature student to appreciate this. Maybe not.

*The Onion is a satirical on-line newspaper. That means you should never believe ANYTHING you read on it. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. You may, however, laugh.

**the author of this blog does not condone all works of The Onion, as they often lean toward the profane and crass. But then, occassionally, contributors to The Onion write an article about the newly discovered land mass between California and New York, and all is forgiven (for that article, dig around in my archives. It's way back there somewhere).