The headline writer at cnn.com is losing it: As of 12:22 PDT, these were listed on cnn's homepage:

Lone survivor of midair copter crash dies (if a survivor dies, is he really a survivor?)

Fake rebels record rescue ruse (good thing they weren't "real rebels," because that would be too many r's)

National Mall in monumental disrepair (groan)

Man arrested in French (it should read "...in French student's murder." The police weren't speaking French)