Wednesday, October 18

Seriously...

According to this, scientists have found a rare meteorite in a Kansas wheat field.

Tomorrow, a follow-up article will run concerning the disappearance of the meteor, rumored to have been stolen by Luther Corp. A week later an editorial will whine about Superman's recent no-shows at horrendous traffic accidents in Metropolis.

Who says life doesn't imitate iconic big budget superhero movies?

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